Sex Positions
The missionary is the most commonly adopted lovemaking position, because it is so comfortable, but there are many different ways of enjoying each other's bodies, and each of the positions illustrated on the next pages may suggest another into which you can move.

Greater intimacy is offered by some positions with all-over body contact and the opportunity to embrace and kiss, others offer deeper penetration, some are quite difficult to maintain, which creates a certain sense of urgency and excitement.

Adventurous lovers will find variations of their own, either by design or by chance. You may get overtaken by lust half way up the stairs or while talking in the kitchen. The important thing is to engage all your instincts and feelings, while remaining acutely aware of your partner's responses.

Astride Crawl
Cross Cuissade
Cunnilingus Fellatio
Fireside Futon
Head To Toe Lap
Missionary Pregnancy
Side By Side Split Level
Spoon Spread Eagle
Standing Standing Carry
Swimming Urgent

I can't really recommend you to try any of the positions or actions that are listed below. They are just listed for fun. It's a joke.
The synonyms are also intended to be a joke.

The Teabagging The Houdini
The Angry Dragon Cum Guzzling Sperm Burping Bitch
Dirty Sanchez The Donkey Punch
The Flaming Amazon The Flying Camel
The Screwnicorn The Zombie Mask

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