Female Masturbation Synonyms
  • 3 Point Shot
  • A night in with the girls
  • Airing the orchid
  • Applying lip gloss
  • Applying nail polish remover
  • Auditioning the finger puppets
  • Automatic pilot
  • Banging the box
  • Bashing the gash
  • Basting the tuna
  • Basting your turkey
  • Bathing the kitty
  • Beating around the bush
  • Beating the Beaver
  • Brushing the beaver
  • Brushing your afro
  • Buffing the bead
  • Buffing the Weasel
  • Burying the knuckle
  • Butterin' the muffin
  • Buttering your bagel
  • Carpet bumping
  • Cat got tongue
  • Checking for depth
  • Checking for squirrels
  • Checking for the jackpot
  • Checking my oil
  • Checking the foxhole
  • Checking the muffler
  • Checking the oil
  • Checking the pulse
  • Checking the status of the I/O port
  • Circling the knoll
  • Clam bake for one
  • Cleaning between the camel's toes
  • Cleaning my fur coat
  • Cleaning the kitchen
  • Cleaning your fingers
  • Clit-o-Rama
  • Clitters
  • Coaxing the genie out of the magic lamp
  • Coaxing the turtle out of her shell
  • Coming into your own
  • Copping a clam
  • Creamin'
  • Creamin' the pie
  • Cunt cuddling
  • Cunt rubbing
  • Defrosting the freezer
  • Dialing the rotary phone
  • Diggin' the stench trench
  • Digging a trench
  • Digging for gold
  • Digging for my keys
  • Digging in
  • Digging the cream
  • Digitizing
  • Dipping
  • Dipping for ice cream
  • Diving for pearls
  • Diving for pennies
  • Doing my nails
  • Doing something for my chapped lips
  • Doing the sweet slide
  • Doing the two-finger slot rumba
  • Doing the two-finger ballet
  • Doing the two-finger salute
  • Doing your nails
  • Doodling the noodle
  • Double knuckling
  • Double-clicking your mouse
  • Dousing the digits
  • Draining your tuna
  • Drilling for fish
  • Drilling for oil
  • Drinking from the fountain of youth (for us contortionists)
  • Drinking from the furry cup
  • Driving Ms. Daisy
  • Dunking your doughnut
  • Dusting the endtable
  • Engaging in safe sex
  • Entering the forest
  • Entering the ring of fire
  • Erasing the problem
  • Excavating the Tunnel of Love
  • Exploring the bush
  • Fanning the fur
  • Feeding the bearded clam
  • Feeding the cat
  • Feeding the pony
  • Feeding your slot
  • Feeling your funnel
  • Fiddling the bean
  • Filling the pink taco
  • Filling your niche
  • Finding yourself
  • Finger bang
  • Finger blasting
  • Finger dipping
  • Finger fucking
  • Finger pie
  • Finger-pole the hole
  • Fingerbating
  • Fingering
  • Fingering
  • Fingering something out
  • Fingerpainting
  • Finishing the job
  • Fishing
  • Fishing for cumpliments
  • Fishing for mackerel
  • Flash flood
  • Flickin' the bean
  • Flicking the switch
  • Flicking the tic tac
  • Flipping the light switch repeatedly
  • Flitting your clit
  • Flossing the cat
  • Fluffing the kitty
  • Fluffing the muff
  • Frigging
  • Fucking without complications
  • Gagging my meat hole
  • Gagging the clam
  • Gagging the lips of love
  • Genital manipulation
  • Genital stimulation via phalangetic motion
  • Getting a date with slick mittens
  • Getting a lube job
  • Getting a stain out of my carpet
  • Getting a stinky pinky
  • Getting mud for my turtle
  • Getting the last pickle out of the jar
  • Getting the little man in the boat to go fishing
  • Getting to know Sticky Fingers the mobster
  • Getting to know yourself
  • Gilding the lily
  • Going around the corner
  • Going deep sea diving
  • Going fishing
  • Going mining
  • Going solo
  • Going to and from the Batcave
  • Greasing your hips
  • Gristle rub
  • Groping the grotto
  • Gusset typing
  • Hand tossing the tuna salad
  • Harpooning your tang
  • Having a date with Martin Five-Fingers
  • Having ladyfingers and cream
  • Having sex with someone you love
  • Hee-Haw with wrinkled Mee-Maw
  • Hitchhiking South
  • Hitchhiking to heaven
  • Hitchhiking under the Big Top
  • Hitting the slit
  • Hitting the spot
  • Honing the stone
  • Hula-hooping
  • Indoor fishing
  • Itching the ditch
  • Jabberwocking
  • Jennying off
  • Jiggling your jenny
  • Jilling off
  • JocelynEldering
  • Jostling the Elder
  • Juicing it up
  • Juicing Lucy
  • Killing off
  • Letting your fingers do the walking
  • Levy break limbo
  • Licking my lips (for us contortionists)
  • "Looking for Waldo & his dog (gee, spot, there you are!)"
  • Makin' waves for the man-in-the-boat
  • Making a mini Eiffel Tower
  • Making kitty purr
  • Making my lips swell
  • Making soup
  • Making the little man sing
  • Making your own gravy
  • Manual override
  • Menage a moi
  • Mistressbate
  • Muffin buffin'
  • Nail polish remover
  • Nulling the void
  • Nursing a hatchet wound
  • Opening the bottom drawer
  • Paddling the finger canoe
  • Paddling the pink canoe
  • Pampering the pussy
  • Parting my meat curtain
  • Parting the Red Sea
  • Patting the panky
  • Pearl fishing
  • Peeling the peach
  • Perusing the Yellow Pages
  • Petting Snoopy
  • Petting the kitty
  • Petting the little man in the canoe
  • Petting the petunia
  • Petting the pussy
  • Petting the pussy cat
  • Petting your bunny
  • Petting your kitty
  • Playing couch hockey for one
  • Playing on the cricket green
  • Playing poker
  • Playing solitaire
  • Playing the banjo
  • Playing the beaver
  • Playing the box
  • Playing the clitar
  • Playing the hairy guitar
  • Playing the little Dutch boy
  • Playing the silent trombone
  • Playing the slots
  • Playing with the man in the boat
  • Playing with your pineapple
  • Pluggin the leak
  • Plunging the drain
  • Plunging the happy hole
  • Pokin' the pucker
  • Poking the pudding
  • Polishing the nugget
  • Polishing the peanut
  • Polishing the wedding ring
  • Polishing your pearl
  • Preheating the oven
  • Priming the pump
  • "Producing whore moans (hormones, get it?)"
  • Pushing the button
  • Pussy poking
  • Pussy soccer
  • Putting out the fire
  • Putting the dot in .org
  • Reading braille
  • Reading the map of Tazmania
  • Ride the glide until the tide
  • Riding the bed post
  • Riding the cotton pony
  • Riding the unicycle
  • Riding the waterslide
  • Riding your own mule down Grand Canyon
  • Ringing your bell
  • Rocking the boat
  • Rollin the ol' bean
  • Rolling the dough
  • Rolling the marble
  • Romancing thy own
  • Rubbin Hood
  • Rubbin' the nubbin
  • Rubbing the donut
  • Rubbing the red pussycat
  • Rubbing the stub
  • Salting the beef curtains
  • Scoring the hoop
  • Scraping the cheese off the taco
  • Scratching the patch
  • Scratching where it itches
  • "Searching for Ms. ""G"""
  • Seasoning your fish
  • Secret vice
  • Sending Muffin Morse Code
  • Sexercising
  • Shaking hands with Mr. Paul
  • Shaking the dew off the lily
  • Shebopping
  • Shining the diamond
  • Shooting hoops
  • Shooting the rapids
  • Shucking the fresh water clam
  • Shucking the oyster
  • Slappin' the crack
  • Slapping slit
  • Slapping Susie
  • Slapping the flap
  • Slapping the mackerel
  • Slapping the meat curtain
  • Slapping the skunk guts
  • Slicing pie
  • Sliding down the chute
  • Sliding into home
  • Slob the knob
  • Snatching
  • Soaking in Palmolive
  • Soaking the whisker biscuit
  • Softening the peach
  • Spanking the spot
  • Spanking your puppy on the nose
  • Spearing the bearded clam
  • Spelunking
  • Spelunking in the hairy caves
  • Spelunking in the mystery cave
  • Splashing in the sea
  • Squeezing the peach
  • Steaming the oyster
  • Sticking my fingers into my own genitalia to the extent of an orgasm
  • Stiffening my upper lip
  • Stinky pinky
  • Stirring it up
  • Stirring the honey pot
  • Stirring the pudding
  • Stirring the sauce
  • Stirring the soup
  • Stoking the furnace
  • Stroking the box
  • Strumming
  • Strumming the banjo
  • Strumming the big open C
  • Surfing the channel
  • Surfing the Slippery Sea
  • Surfing the web
  • Sweeping the chimney
  • Swimming in the crimson lake
  • Swimming in the Pu-Tang River
  • Swimming in the Red Sea
  • Takin' it to tuna town
  • Taking a dip
  • Taking a dip in the lake
  • Taking advantage of yourself
  • Taking the German u-boat into port
  • Tapping the tuna
  • Teasing the kitty
  • Teasing the little man in the canoe
  • Teasing the tuna
  • Teasing the tuna taco
  • Tending your own garden
  • Testing the plumbing
  • Testing your waters
  • The disappearing finger trick
  • The girly gusher
  • The magical disappearing finger trick
  • The ole feel n' squeal
  • The other monthly visitor
  • The two-fingered tango
  • The virgin's release
  • Tickling the kitty
  • Tickling the pearl
  • Tickling the taco
  • Tickling your fancy
  • Tiptoe through the TwoLips
  • Toggling the bit
  • Tossing the pink salad
  • Touching your tigeress
  • Touching your tuna
  • Touring Tasmania (triangular shaped Australian island)
  • Tracing the vertical smile
  • Trolling the Bermuda Triangle
  • Twiddling your twat
  • Twinkling the little star
  • Twirlin' the pearl
  • Two-finger taco tango
  • Two-finger typing
  • Unclogging the drain
  • Visiting Niagra Falls
  • Visiting with Father Thumb and his four sons
  • Visiting your safety deposit box
  • Wading in the Bermuda Triangle
  • Walking Downtown
  • Washing my hands
  • Washing your fingers
  • Waxing the canoe
  • Waxing the milk duds
  • Weaving the carpet
  • Whipping your cream
  • Whipping your nest
  • White knuckling
  • Working in the garden
  • Working out at the Y
  • Wrinkling fingers